"Military Intergalactic Recon and Response Ship, or MIRRS for short, was getting anxious. Or rather, as anxious as a retired military warship could be. This largely manifested as running propulsion system scans every 8.2 seconds as opposed to every 15 seconds, as she typically would in alert standby mode."
I have a soft spot for non-human narrators. MIRRS in particular sits at a special place in my heart. I, too, am an anxious over-preparer. You're not alone in that MIRRS.